Welcome to dump.fun - where we expose the dirty little secret of pump.fun!
They sold their coin to VCs for cheap dirt cheap, and now they're selling it to you at 1000x the price! What a "fair launch"!
PUMP.FUN FACTS THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW:
Their "fair launch" was about as fair as a rigged carnival game
VCs got in at $0.000001 while you pay $0.004
Their tokenomics are more inflated than a politician's promises
1 TRILLION total supply? That's not a token, that's a printing press
But don't worry! We're here to dump on their parade with our own token - because why should they have all the fun?
PUMP Starting Price
$0.004
(but really worth $0.000001)
DUMP Starting Price
$0.000004
(honestly priced)
WHY DUMP.FUN IS BETTER:
We're honest about being a shitcoin
No VCs - just pure degeneracy
Our supply is even more ridiculous than theirs
We don't pretend to be anything but a meme
Until we dump harder than pump.fun dumped on you!
This is a parody website. dump.fun is not affiliated with pump.fun (thank god).
This is not financial advice. This is not even advice. This is just memes.
If you invest in either PUMP or DUMP, you're probably an idiot. But hey, we're all idiots here.